Gwyneth Paltrow's attempts to mimic life-style guru Oprah are failing miserably but that doesn't mean it's not a helluva lot of fun for the rest of us! Gwynnie recently released her winter reading list on her website, Goop ('cuz her life is sooo messy) and it's filled with nothing more than what a high school English teacher would hope to impart on his/her students. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky and The Sheltering Sky by Paul Bowles all made her list. The Bowles book was recommended to her by none other than Ethan Hawke. He knows a few things about books! The literary gift saved Gwyneth, giving her the confidence to transition from a wealthy, privileged Hollywood kid into a wealthy, privileged Hollywood star. Goddamn, where did she find the strength? Meanwhile, Gawker is reporting that those popular fad cleanses are bullshit. Maybe this will free up Paltrow's time from cleansing her bowels and preaching to something more meaningful!
Gwyneth Paltrow's attempts to mimic life-style guru Oprah are failing miserably but that doesn't mean it's not a helluva lot of fun for the rest of us! Gwynnie recently released her winter reading list on her website, Goop ('cuz her life is sooo messy) and it's filled with nothing more than what a high school English teacher would hope to impart on his/her students. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky and The Sheltering Sky by Paul Bowles all made her list. The Bowles book was recommended to her by none other than Ethan Hawke. He knows a few things about books! The literary gift saved Gwyneth, giving her the confidence to transition from a wealthy, privileged Hollywood kid into a wealthy, privileged Hollywood star. Goddamn, where did she find the strength? Meanwhile, Gawker is reporting that those popular fad cleanses are bullshit. Maybe this will free up Paltrow's time from cleansing her bowels and preaching to something more meaningful!
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