Only If It's Nutella

Ashton Kutcher's upcoming film is titled Spread. Did someone retire from the ratings board? The things you can get past the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) these days! Ha-ha! Anyways, those little minxes, life and art, are imitating one another again. The gist of the script is centered around Nicki, a selfish L.A. player who uses older women to finance his luxury lifestyle. Fate intervenes when he meets a cash-poor waitress and.... falls in love! First-time screenwriter, Jason Dean Hall, allegedly has some true to life experience in this area and we already know how Ashton rolls! The movie recently debuted at the Sundance Film Festival. Speaking of the MPAA, check out Kirby Dick's This Film Is Not Yet Rated for the real dirt behind who rates our movies and why they choose the ratings they do - very interesting! Yet another side note: I have About Last Night, an 80's romantic comedy starring Demi Moore and Rob Lowe, playing in the background while I'm working. I'm not kidding! Demi kicks off the film with this classic line about Rob's character, "I can't date a guy whose ass is smaller than mine." I'm happy to note that she's changed her mind!