Britney Spears is still feeling the heat from her single, "If You Seek Amy", which apparently sounds like "fuck me" if said quickly enough. The Parent's Television Council is in quite a tizzy and is attempting to shut down airplay. Yeah, don't let your kids hear an implied swear word they could learn on the street but do teach them about censorship!
Slap-happy Kelly Osbourne is headed back to rehab for a third time! I guess the pressures of a young engagement, an upcoming court date and reportedly filming a variety show (Osbournes Reloaded, premiering on FOX) with her family (minus the elusive Amy, of course) have gotten to be too much. Let's hope third time's the charm!
Meanwhile, Mariah Carey is still an asshole. I'd like to stop there, as that sums it up, but Socialite Life has a great post about Mariah gettin' all diva at the inauguration. Apparently the VIP seating wasn't good enough for her and she left the ceremony when realizing she wouldn't be seated with the First Family. Did her hubby forget to slip her the non-crazy pills that morning?
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