Brody, dear Brody. He strikes me a dim bulb - considering his family tree, it might not be the biggest surprise. Thank god he has that tattoo of his last name running down the side of his torso. Is that a 'Dude, Where's My Car' kind of thing? I picture him loaded on tequila shots, in Cancun, spun out of his mind. He loses his way to his hotel suite ('cuz he rolls like that - he's a reality television star), simply lifts his shirt, points to the tat and gets escorted to his room by a sage concierge. Isn't his new show entitled Babysitter Bromance? Stiff competition (actually no pun intended) when your ex-bestie is that disgusting Spencer Brat Pratt. I swear, that's that first and last time SP will be mentioned on this site. If we stop covering him maybe he will GO AWAY!
Brody, dear Brody. He strikes me a dim bulb - considering his family tree, it might not be the biggest surprise. Thank god he has that tattoo of his last name running down the side of his torso. Is that a 'Dude, Where's My Car' kind of thing? I picture him loaded on tequila shots, in Cancun, spun out of his mind. He loses his way to his hotel suite ('cuz he rolls like that - he's a reality television star), simply lifts his shirt, points to the tat and gets escorted to his room by a sage concierge. Isn't his new show entitled Babysitter Bromance? Stiff competition (actually no pun intended) when your ex-bestie is that disgusting Spencer Brat Pratt. I swear, that's that first and last time SP will be mentioned on this site. If we stop covering him maybe he will GO AWAY!
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