Little Angel Iris Murphy Brown, love-child of Spice Girl Melanie Brown and comedy-veteran Eddie Murphy, will be receiving $51,000 in child-support. Well, her mom will get the money but it's to be used to care for the baby that Murphy reportedly never sees. Let me add a little detail here... that's $51,000 a month. I'll save you the time of whipping out a calculator and give you the tally of $612,000 a year. Goddamn. Why couldn't my mom cat around with some rich dude instead of having a thirty-year marriage with my dad? I knew she fucked up somewhere. (Update: I had to modify the title from "Bastard Child Earns A Lot More Than Myself" to what you see above after my brilliant B.F. came up with the more hilarious caption. Thanks, Larry!)
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