Residents of French city Strasbourg panicked Tuesday when air sirens signaling a nuclear attack or natural catastrophe malfunctioned and went off for 90-minutes. The switchboard was flooded with 600 calls during that time - more than 10 times the normal amount. Only 600? The city later issued an apology for any inconvenience caused by the malfunction. Just wait for the class-action lawsuit after results from the prolonged flow of cortisone (part of your fight-or-flight hormone, which, if triggered too often, can cause obesity) are released! I'm glad everyone is okay - and I'm really glad it's not the end of the world!
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