Dude, Anvil Is Gonna Fuckin' Rock!

How excited am I for this film? Very! Anvil is the true story of a heavy metal band that never quite made it, but has kept hammering away nonetheless. Get it? Anvil, hammering - comedy gold. At least I'm funnier than Dane Cook! We watched a Dave Attell special featuring Dane and man, that guy fucking sucks as far as stand-up comedy goes. But you know what's not gonna suck? Anvil: The Story Of Anvil. That will not suck. It's being described as Spinal Tap meets Steve Coogan meets Terms of Endearment - with a cameo from Slash. I have a deep, secret butt-rock musical past - this very well may be my own personal Citizen Kane. Click here to watch the trailer!