Gossip Girl

Man, Lindsay's got me running in circles today. Standing up a confirmed club appearance on Valentine's Day? Check. Another blow-out with Sam? Done. Leaving a fashion event, hand-in-hand with a man, the same night you were claiming to be too sick to attend your canceled event in Florida? Yep. 6 AM booty-call to "a friend" with a penis? Abso-fuckin-lutely. You know, I know, Lindsay knows and even Sam knows that Linds needs peen. Chace Crawford, of Gossip Girl fame, has allegedly and generously provided some to the scene-queen, when she dropped by his NYC apartment this morning. I mean, nothing happened 'cuz he's got a girlfriend and she's got a girlfriend and they are totally just friends who like to lay together naked in the early morning light after a whirlwind of partying with their private parts joined together rehashing the events of the evening while roommate Ed Westwick joins in watches. There is nothing wrong with that - that's what friends do, people! Why so cynical?