I just received my first GOOP newsletter this morning, and boy do I feel better already! GOOP ('cuz life is messy, y'all) is derived from Gwyneth Paltrow's website and it's just chock-full of advice on how to live. This week Mrs. Shiny Colon reveals that we are spent - as in exhausted! Yep, I'm totes tapped out from globe trotting - how did she know? She checks in with a Dr. she really likes, who happens to be coming out with a book, and reveals how we can all feel less spent in our day to day activities. Lots of great advice ensues, such as getting all the electronics out of your room so you can sleep better. It turns out you're less exhausted if you sleep. Brillz. She wraps up this week's ridiculous advice with - get ready for it, cuz I'm not kidding - "Next week GOOP goes to Paris!" You are such an asshole, Gwyn. On the plus side: she's clearly not running the site on a daily basis, nor is she writing half this crap, so someone out there has a job.
I just received my first GOOP newsletter this morning, and boy do I feel better already! GOOP ('cuz life is messy, y'all) is derived from Gwyneth Paltrow's website and it's just chock-full of advice on how to live. This week Mrs. Shiny Colon reveals that we are spent - as in exhausted! Yep, I'm totes tapped out from globe trotting - how did she know? She checks in with a Dr. she really likes, who happens to be coming out with a book, and reveals how we can all feel less spent in our day to day activities. Lots of great advice ensues, such as getting all the electronics out of your room so you can sleep better. It turns out you're less exhausted if you sleep. Brillz. She wraps up this week's ridiculous advice with - get ready for it, cuz I'm not kidding - "Next week GOOP goes to Paris!" You are such an asshole, Gwyn. On the plus side: she's clearly not running the site on a daily basis, nor is she writing half this crap, so someone out there has a job.
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