Dang, I'm a jerk! Look at me thanking you for reading PLP - and then turning around and putting the "Friends" theme-song in your head. Evil! It's Jennifer Aniston's official birthday today - yep it's the 40th. She looks beautiful and, in my opinion, you wouldn't know her exact age if wasn't all over the news - like I'm doing right now! A hypocrite... and all before I've had coffee. People Magazine is reporting that John Mayer's big gift to Jen is... a song. Oh, John. You're special, you really are, but it's Jen's birthday which kinda makes it all about her. You are gonna have to kick it up a notch. Angelina's cackling over her bowl of early-30's estrogen and you strumming your gee-tar is not going to cut it!
Dang, I'm a jerk! Look at me thanking you for reading PLP - and then turning around and putting the "Friends" theme-song in your head. Evil! It's Jennifer Aniston's official birthday today - yep it's the 40th. She looks beautiful and, in my opinion, you wouldn't know her exact age if wasn't all over the news - like I'm doing right now! A hypocrite... and all before I've had coffee. People Magazine is reporting that John Mayer's big gift to Jen is... a song. Oh, John. You're special, you really are, but it's Jen's birthday which kinda makes it all about her. You are gonna have to kick it up a notch. Angelina's cackling over her bowl of early-30's estrogen and you strumming your gee-tar is not going to cut it!
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