I'm So Pissed

Here's what I get for watching the Oscars at a bar - distractions with drunk people! Have I mentioned before that I'm not good at math? Even this simple 1+1 equation managed to escape me. Seriously, I had a lovely time and everyone was so fun to hang out with - minus the part when someone was chattin' at me and I missed the one thing everyone is talking about!  Apparently Jennifer Aniston had warm, lingering smile when she took the stage to co-present an award with Jack Black - and it was directed at Brad! I didn't catch the crucial second - and I really wanted to see that shit shake down. Now I have to buy Okay Magazine to disseminate my information. Grrrr. Even if it's the most oft repeated, least likely theory, I still want to know every detail. I guess I'm part of the reason mags like this stay in business. Wait! I just went from feeling pissed off to warm and fuzzy - I'm helping people keep their jobs!