It's Always Sunny At Sandy's House

Sweetie Sandra Bullock will be helping out hubby Jesse James as he gains full-custody of his 5-year-old daughter, Sunny - his child with former porn-star, Janine Lindemulder. Janine is heading to federal prison for tax evasion and is due for a six-month stay. I guess she should have put some of that Vivid money aside! Sandra, of course, is more than happy to take on the mothering duties and already has a relationship with the child. Featured photo is the cover of Blink 182's "Enema of the State", of which Janine is the model - needless to say, the prison and enema jokes can write themselves! Looks like it's time for me to log off for the day - my job is done. I found a crazy site with a lot of interesting facts about Ms. Lindemulder here - absolutely NSFW - which claims that Jesse left Janine when she was 7-months pregnant with Sunny to hook up with Sandra! He requested a paternity test, as well as a restraining order, at the time of his divorce from Lindemulder. I guess we know the results of said test! This post title is an ode to one of my favorite shows, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia. I'm sure they'll appreciate the porn-to-prison link!