Madonna Is Controlling? No Way!

Jesus Luz's mother, 14 years younger than Madonna, believes the pop star has snatched her son! Now M can add "kidnapper" to her resume. Luz's mom thinks Madge is controlling Jesus and his every move - including taking away his cellphone during a December get-away while not letting him return home for the holidays. She says she received a "cryptic text" instead of a Christmas visit. Translation: "Happy Holidays, Mom! I'd love to return home and sip eggnog by the fire, but instead I'm gonna bang a really hot MILF who is going to make me internationally known. Hope you don't mind. Love, Jesus" The mortified mum believes that Madonna is continuing to control her son while keeping him stashed away in her love-nest. We do have to remember, Jesus was condemned. His own words have come back to haunt him!