Mischa's Nude Photo Shoot Foiled By Thoughtful Fashion-Week Staffers

Mischa "Where Did My Career Go So Blindingly Wrong" Barton caused quite a stir when she showed up at Miss Sixty's fashion tent wearing nothing but a sheer black dress. 'A dress so sheer that photographer's flashbulbs would have rendered transparent.'  Staffers bent over backwards to help the faded starlet, even offering her clothing off their own backs. However she was very "selective" and finally agreed to drape a scarf over her ensemble. Many were grumbling about what a huge "pain in the ass" she was - and that they had sent her clothing for the event and she "ended up wearing nothing." Translation: She needed money for her coke-habit, someone was crazy enough to hire her, she was hoping no one would catch on to the sheer dress situation until many photos were already snapped, allowing her the "whoops" excuse combined with some handy sex-tape-style comeback shots. Dang! Foiled again, Barton.