OctoPussy's Million Dollar Offer

Irresponsibly popping out 14 children? Not too cool. Trying to look like Angelina Jolie during an eight year dry-spell? Apparently priceless! Vivid (a porn distribution company) has offered OctoMom, Nayda Suleman, $1 million to star in her own film. This made me laugh out loud, courtesy of TMZ, so I must share... "OctoMom is used to having to having multiple people inside of her at once - and now a porn company is willing to shell out big bucks to harness that skill." It's a crazy deal that includes health and dental insurance for her large brood - if she agrees to become a "contract girl", meaning starring in multiple films for the huge wad of cash. Oh, the DVD title possibilities are endless! "OctoPussy and the Temple of Doom", "Discipline and OctoMom" "Fourteen? Never Enough!" - submit your faves!