Macro-biotic, cheese-free lasagna that is! Gwyneth Paltrow is set to spend Valentine's Day alone. Her hubby, Chris Martin, is on tour and she doesn't even know where in the world he'll be. The two have been battling split rumors for awhile now, though they did release a statement that explained why they are never photographed together (they insist on being photographed separately to avoid public consumption of their relationship. I don't think it's working). She did show up at the Grammys on his big night, so that does put a dent in theory. The real reason I wrote this post? I was re-watching some Flight of the Conchords episodes last night and was dying to use the lasagna line from "I'm Not Crying" and Paltrow fell in my path. Sorry, Gwynnie!UPDATE: Gwyneth is more than happy to tell you what you should cook for Valentine's Day. It's all on her GOOP website. She claims she's eaten everything on the menu that she's recommended, including a molten chocolate cake. Yeah, okay. She's been kicking it with famed chef Mario Batali for their "roadtrip to Spain cooking show", so you know, she eats a lot. OH - and I know where Chris Martin is, even though Gwyn doesn't. He's in Japan, Gwyneth, with that band Coldplay. It's okay. Call me, I'll get you through...
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