Put Down The Baster - Your Seed Has Arrived!

Just when I thought Jen had lost her mind - I like you, please don't make this so easy - relief has arrived in the form of an unlikely suitor. Bret Michaels, reality whore star of the famed Rock of Love, has professed to having a huge crush on Jennifer Aniston claiming that she is "the perfect woman." Yep, just a little bit of dirty with a smile that would charm the parents. How would the spawn of a Michaels-Aniston union turn out? A preppy pole-dancer? Sadly, we won't see this situation come to fruition - John Mayer has already got the job, if he wants it...