Smooth Move, A-Roid

cynthia-and-alex-rodriguez.jpgYou're familiar with the old adage, "You always want what you can't have." Well, apparently so is disgraced baseball-er, Alex Rodriguez. Either that, or he's studied psychology, because he's got Madonna over a barrel and I'm sure he's loving it! A-Roid and Madge haven't been spotted out-and-about lately, what with the steroid scandal on Alex's end and Lady M. reportedly romancing young model, Jesus Luz. I guess Alex got tired of waiting for Madonna to wrap up her "publicity" blitz with the young hottie and decided to stroll over to the arms of his ex-wife. Now M. is reportedly up-in-buff-arms over the public diss and is desperate to sneak away to the Hamptons with her on-again/off-again lover. Well played, Alex. Steroids may have affected your career (and maybe your peen), but certainly not your crafty brain! 

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