Sometimes Those Affair-Thingys Don't Work Out

couple-love.gifFrom London: A woman who had been married for 27 years decided to spice up her life - by having an affair. She put ads in the personals section of many papers, went on several coffee dates, but couldn't get any booty. Meanwhile... her husband felt ignored, went out and actually got some and left his wife for his mistress. She says she feels betrayed.

From China: With these tricky economic times.... A man with 5 mistresses decided he could only afford to keep 1, so he held a contest to help eliminate the unlucky four. He hired a scout from a local modeling agency to help him decide, with the categories being based on looks, singing talent and how much liquor each lady could hold! After results came in that the first mistress was eliminated for looks, she decided to drive all of them off a cliff! The driver perished, while the man and other 4 ladies survived with serious injuries. The man's wife, as well as the remaining four girlfriends, all left him.


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