The youngest Jo-Bro, Nick Jonas, and Selena Gomez have... 'gasp'... broken up! Did cock ring purity ring issues get in the way? Does this mean we'll see another snarky teen duet at the Grammys next year, ala Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift? Will we be treated to Miley and Selena, totally BFF's now that there's no competish, strolling through Disney Land hand-in-hand? So many questions. Meanwhile, Hot Topics everywhere were overrun with overeager girls, desperate to get their hands on the best duds, gettin' ready to line up for the single Joe. Why, why, why do I even know who these guys are? I blame Perez Hilton. Click here for a hilarious photo of the Brothers next to their wax figures. See if you can guess who's real and who is fake!
The youngest Jo-Bro, Nick Jonas, and Selena Gomez have... 'gasp'... broken up! Did cock ring purity ring issues get in the way? Does this mean we'll see another snarky teen duet at the Grammys next year, ala Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift? Will we be treated to Miley and Selena, totally BFF's now that there's no competish, strolling through Disney Land hand-in-hand? So many questions. Meanwhile, Hot Topics everywhere were overrun with overeager girls, desperate to get their hands on the best duds, gettin' ready to line up for the single Joe. Why, why, why do I even know who these guys are? I blame Perez Hilton. Click here for a hilarious photo of the Brothers next to their wax figures. See if you can guess who's real and who is fake!
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