Stars Are Blind

Paris Hilton celebrated her 38th 28th birthday last night with, what else, a bash at an exclusive nightclub - this time in NYC, where she's been trolling around during Fashion Week. I could easily live without the knowledge that Paris celebrated another birthday. Isn't guzzling Grey Goose a typical day in the life for her? The only reason I mention it is because we might need this information for later  - to help explain why Courtney Love has wiped the floor with Hilton's lethargic drawl! Mickey Rourke was spotted at the whore-tel hotel hopper's par-tay at Butter, sitting ass-cheek to ass-cheek with the birthday girl. Of course, that seat was also closest to the vodka, so who knows.... Still Rourke, Hilton and Love are not known for exclusivity in access to nether regions. Is it a dirty, secret three way or is Meerkat trying to beat Love in a desperate bid to accompany Botox Rourke to the Oscars? Time will tell - but if it comes to a fight, the Vegas odds fall with Love.