*Cue the big stage production for industry darling, Katy Perry. Her performance drew the most comments from our fellow revelers including: "She has all the energy of a fridge light-bulb. You have to open her up to turn her on.", "Fruity Perry! Get it? Ha-ha!", "I don't want to see your banana, I want to see your melons!" and finally... "Is that Carmen Miranda?" It did inspire an important decision on a personal note: I'm totes starting a band with my friend, Christie. Push-up bras and Auto-tune are available to everyone, so why not us? Keep an eye out for Sparkle Motion's single, "Ridic" coming soon!*Odd bib dress trend... was there a crab-feed before the ceremony? Several ladies were sporting this style. Kayne West however continues to stand alone with his Lionel Richie fro-mullet.
*Kenny Chesney's appearance caused "Hey! You promised me peen!" cries from our crowd - referencing his brief marriage to Renee Zellweger, which ended when she filed for divorce citing "fraud". That's the dangers of a rebound! (Renee was linked to White Stripes/Raconteur leader, Jack White prior to her quickie wedding. Speaking of The Raconteur's... where they hell where they? They came out with a fabulous album in 2008. Update: They won a non-televised award for Best Engineered Album - Non Classical with Joe Chiccarelli, Vance Powell and Jack White III receiving the honors. Thanks, Larry!)
*The "Rap Pack" performance featuring M.I.A., Kanye West, Jay-Z, T.I. and Lil Wayne was amazing, perhaps the best of the evening. A super pregnant M.I.A. (her due-date was that day!) rocked it in an incredibly tight outfit, with her great voice shining through.
*Jack Black made a very cute and very brief appearance to present an award, with father-in-law Charlie Hayden, to John Mayer for Best Male Pop Vocal. Of course we all need to know... where was Jennifer Aniston?
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