Too Little, Too Late And How About You Go Fuck Yourself

Chris Brown has finally issued an "apology statement" via a spokesperson a full week after his [alleged - whatever] horrific, abusive attack on 19 year-old singer Rihanna. Brown says "Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I'm seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I'm committed, with God's help, to emerging a better person." Are you also sorry that your security detail reportedly whisked you away from the scene, leaving behind your battered girlfriend? Are you sorry for partying in Vegas before even considering going home to receive the counsel of your now convenient pastor that your probably don't even know? Are you sorry that Jay-Z is out for your ass?