A Bad Influence Is A-Brewing Across The Pond

Combustible partiers, Kate Moss and Lily Allen, have been paling around together and rumor has it the dynamic duo are only getting closer. Lily, 23, seems like the appropriate match for single-mum Kate, 34 - not! While they do share a love of all things powdery, the two friends are separated by a decade - not to mention Kate has a little daughter to look after, which it seems she rarely does. Moss' "rocker" boyfriend, Jamie Hince, is reportedly on tour - his absence most likely plays a star role in Kate's sudden interest with the Smile singer. Kate has been showing up at Lily's shows and Allen has been accompanying Moss back to her mansion, where the private parties rage until 4:30 A.M. Though the constant companionship seems to have sprung up out of nowhere, Lily claims she and Kate have been friendly for years - sparked by an incident when Lily was getting the shit beat out of her at a music festival and Kate stepped in to stop the bullying! How tough could these other girls have been if they were scared off by Kate Moss? Two toothpicks banded together are thicker than that woman's legs - I've heard firsthand via an eyewitness report! I'm sure this tight friendship will endure until Kate's on-call penis returns, or until Lily is reunited with Lindsay Lohan. Party on, girls!