A Snake In My Motherfuckin' Luggage!

Are you ready for a good belly laugh? A man recently came home from a flight, opened his luggage and found a snake in his bag! He immediately stepped back and phoned 911. Rescuers came to the scene, determined the snake was made of rubber, handed it to the man and left. Moral of the story? Make sure the snake is real before calling emergency services! Perhaps it was a prop leftover from Snakes On A Plane. The man says he has no idea how the toy made it's way into his suitcase. Is this the kind of "service" we pay for these days with air travel? The staff will make your life hell, but it will be fun too!