All Speculation Aside

It's now official... Dakota Fanning has joined the cast of New Moon, sequel to Twilight, as "fan favorite" Jane. Maybe now, with a real actress aboard, that sulky little bitch, Kristen Stewart, will shut the hell up. Stewart was recently quoted as saying she knew she could throw girls into a tizzy simply by announcing she wouldn't star in anymore Twilight sequels. Of course she wouldn't actually do that, she just likes to fuck with you while peering through a haze of bong smoke. I was nearly bored to tears when I read Twilight. After seeing the flick, I felt it was one of the few cases where the movie was (slightly) more entertaining than the book. I'm actually excited about the addition of Fanning to the cast - the little blockbuster that could just upped it's game.