Don't You Have To Be Able To Move Your Face In Order To "Act"?

Lisa Rinna, poster woman for what not to do with Restalyne (a lip plumper), was recently spotted on the corner of Melrose Avenue, touting cardboard signs. She wasn't promoting a bikini car wash - rather it was an odd bid to land a job on the CW's redux of, you guessed it, Melrose Place! Actively lobbying for a spot "acting" next to Ashlee Simpson? That is desperate! It's rumored that Heather Locklear will not be returning to the show she helped make famous the first time around - probably a wise decision if that's the company she'd be forced to keep.