Chris Brown has finally withdrawn his name from the nominee list for the upcoming Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. Fucking-a, it sure took long enough! Apparently Viacom/Nickelodeon decided to heed public outcry, though they're still trying to make it look like it was Brown's idea - 'cuz that guy deserves a classy exit. Chris released a statement via his handlers which notes, "Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated." Translation: Golly gee, gosh darnit! If that bitch had just shut-up, people wouldn't be focusing on how I allegedly beat the shit out of someone I said I loved and folks could concentrate on what's really important - my music. Shucks. That silly little controversy is distracting from Chris Brown's talent the way OJ and that pesky alleged murder distracted everyone from the football star's formerly sterling reputation. What a pain in the ass. Clearly this guy should be allowed to stand in front of a stadium full of kids - not.
Chris Brown has finally withdrawn his name from the nominee list for the upcoming Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards. Fucking-a, it sure took long enough! Apparently Viacom/Nickelodeon decided to heed public outcry, though they're still trying to make it look like it was Brown's idea - 'cuz that guy deserves a classy exit. Chris released a statement via his handlers which notes, "Unfortunately, the controversy surrounding the incident last month has shifted the focus from the music to whether he should be allowed to be among those nominated." Translation: Golly gee, gosh darnit! If that bitch had just shut-up, people wouldn't be focusing on how I allegedly beat the shit out of someone I said I loved and folks could concentrate on what's really important - my music. Shucks. That silly little controversy is distracting from Chris Brown's talent the way OJ and that pesky alleged murder distracted everyone from the football star's formerly sterling reputation. What a pain in the ass. Clearly this guy should be allowed to stand in front of a stadium full of kids - not.
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