Going To Coachella? 'Cuz Wino's Not!

The three day music extravaganza just got shorted one performer. Amy Winehouse ain't gonna make it folks - apparently she can't even get into the U.S. right now due to visa issues. Once again, where is my cushy industry job? I could have saved you money and time with one simple sentence, "Don't book her." Sigh! In other Wino news - and there's always so much that I get kinda sick of it - she getting her drivers license, she loved her recent vacay so much she might buy a home there, she wants Blake back, Blake is dating a seventeen year-old 'cuz he's classy like that, Amy recently got booked on an assault charge for smacking a fan last fall and she still looks like shit. I think that about sums it up? Oh and she's totally not gonna be at Coachella - however, unlike in years past, she gave ample notice of her cancellation. I guess that's what they call progress in Wino's world.