Gwyneth Has Issues!

OMG - I should have filed this under "breaking news!" Paltrow has admitted in a recent interview that her marriage has "issues" and reveals relationships "are difficult." The actress says, "Nothing is as good as it looks. Life is complicated, and there are always issues to overcome." The big question is: Will she GOOP about the revelation? I could use a newsletter from Gwyn, letting me know how difficult marriage can be. This week, Paltrow swears in the intro of her GOOP introduction -  tres racy! Maybe she should tie up hubby Chris Martin, slap him around a little and say "the f*** word" - that would surely welcome back the spice and allow those "issues" dissipate. I should have been a therapist.