I received word from a little birdie (i.e. a P.R. company) that Paris Hilton and "actor" Doug Reinhardt are doing their "first ever event together" this coming Friday in New Jersey at nightclub, Bliss. Wasn't their "first ever event together" in her bed? And their "first public appearances" included all of her excruciatingly extended birthday celebrations? Yet somehow this gig in New Jersey is supposed to mark something special. Amongst their rigorous duties? "Hosting the club" for two whole hours while being sponsored by Belvedere Vodka. How much is that worth? What exactly is special about this? I'm so confused. At least these two will probably show up, unlike LaLohan and Samantha Wrong Song. 
I received word from a little birdie (i.e. a P.R. company) that Paris Hilton and "actor" Doug Reinhardt are doing their "first ever event together" this coming Friday in New Jersey at nightclub, Bliss. Wasn't their "first ever event together" in her bed? And their "first public appearances" included all of her excruciatingly extended birthday celebrations? Yet somehow this gig in New Jersey is supposed to mark something special. Amongst their rigorous duties? "Hosting the club" for two whole hours while being sponsored by Belvedere Vodka. How much is that worth? What exactly is special about this? I'm so confused. At least these two will probably show up, unlike LaLohan and Samantha Wrong Song.
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