I'd Rather Have My Knees Up My Asshole Than Sit With Lily Allen

Offered as incentive if you're part of the hard-working crew on Lily Allen's grueling around-the-world tour? You get to sit by her on the plane in business class for the next leg of the journey! She just discovered, as "star artist", she gets to choose who sits next to her each flight (paid for by the record label) - a seat, up until recently, her tour manager had automatically been snagging for himself. She's a classy lady and, as such, called out her manager on the Sidney Nova radio show. She jokes, "I've wanted to tell him for ages that he smells. I thought it was bad cologne at first, but now I know that it's too-much-alcohol-not-enough-sleep-and-no-shower smell." It's also called an overnight with Lindsay Lohan. Since she discovered her new powers, she's been offering the coveted spot to crew members as a "treat." So generous, Lil - especially considering your current financial woes. Wouldn't it be more of a treat to get away from the squawking drunk, no matter how tight the quarters?