"If You Miss Jen So Damn Much...

jolie-blonde-salt.jpg... then I'll go blonde!" So said Angelina Jolie in a desperate attempt to hang on to lover, Brad Pitt. Brad was instantly re-smitten when saucy Jennifer Aniston threw him a butterscotch smile from the Oscar stage - where, incidentally, she stood for several minutes that eve while neither Jolie or Pitt made it to the podium. Brad and Jen have never lost touch, or, it seems, love. After spotting his ex at the Academy Awards, Brad finally put his foot down with Angie. Pitt proclaimed, "It's blonde, or else!" Angelina, in a rare show of submission, immediately donned the golden locks and pretended to phone Courteney Cox while Brad "took care of some business" with Rosy. Or it's a still from Angelina's upcoming spy thriller, Salt. Either way, consider this my submission to Star Magazine!

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