I'm All For Extended Birthday Celebrations, But This Is Fucking Ridiculous!

paris-doug-vegas.jpgParis Hilton had another birthday celebration in Vegas this weekend. For those of you who care to keep track (like me), her birthdate is February 17, 1981. The latest soiree marks the third party, that we know of, to celebrate the coming of the apocalypse herself! The first one took place in NYC during Fashion Week at Butter. Not wanting to play second fiddle to any other event, she threw a bash at her L.A. home a few weeks later. Now we've entered the month of March and she's still pulling the b-day card? Reportedly the pink princess and her reality-whore boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, were licking each other all over Sin City. What did Doug get the ditz as a gift? Why, another dog of course! Just what the lady who has everything, including about 15 other dogs, needs. Way to go. She probably left it at the front desk of the hotel, with all the rest of her luggage, at checkout before she took off to scout yet another b-day bash locale. 

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