I've Got A Few Words For Metallica!

Not really, though I wouldn't pass up the chance to utter the word "asshole" while in the presence of either Lars Ulrich or James Hetfield! The reason I write is due to the knowledge I just stumbled across:  Metallica will be a playing a "secret" show next Friday at Stubb's BBQ in Austin, Texas for SXSW. I assume the Guitar Hero showcase, featuring Metallica, will not be hosted by Napster? I wouldn't want to see Lars Ulrich get his undies in a bunch before taking the drum throne. Oh, the thrill of it all! I'm gonna be in Austin for the famed music conference/festival, though I have no intention of seeing the "we hired the worst, most unethical, therapist ever and chose to shoot a documentary about it" crybaby band. I will, however, be posting about a ton of music and (hopefully) celebrity sightings! Rachel Ray and Perez Hilton in the same vicinity? It could get cattier that a night out with Lindsay and Samantha! Either way, it's sure to be drama fueled - lots of tequila combined with saucy meat always brings out the best in people.