John Mayer's Penis Takes A Nap

Awww, the little guy must be exhausted after all that hot Jennifer Aniston action. A nap will surely help you rest up - just in time for your next booty call, John. In case you're wondering what in the hell I'm talking about... Meghan over at Bunny With Fangs! caught Mayer Twittering  about sitting cross legged for too long, which, according to him, made his penis fall asleep. He must have really had it tucked in there! Click here for the real-time picture of John's Twitter. According to Stephen Colbert, the past tense of Twitter is officially "Twatted." Colbert is a genius in our midst. Bow down, folks!