Jonas Bros. Take A Dump

Did I say dump? 'Cuz I meant dive! Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Experience failed to meet box-office projections, to the tune of millions of dollars. For some crazy reason, Disney execs were expecting the Brothers to sweep the box office by $30 to $40 million - but ended up taking home an "embarrassing" $12.5 million in weekend profits. That's a big letdown for the Mouse House, who were counting on the brother band to close out Miley Cyrus. "The Jonas Brothers did not live up to the hype," Box Office Mojo's Brandon Gray said today. "The were treated like the second coming of the Beatles, and they're not." Ummm, no shit. That's a really sad comment on the music industry if some suit actually thought the Joe Bros were in league with the Beatles! Once again, where is my cushy industry job? I could have saved the Disney Corporation millions!