Kiss Me With Your Dirty Mouth

Christian Bale needs an image overhaul? No fucking shit! I already fucking told you that - now get out of my sight. No, not you dear reader. Only the incompetent assholes who dare interrupt his Baleness. Anyways, it's been duly noted that the widespread sharing of anger de Christian has damaged the actor's reputation. His swear-fueled rant, combined with his consistently dark career choices, have made him fan un-friendly. What's a guy to do? Turn to Ms. Butterfly Kisses herself, Drew Barrymore. Drew is no stranger to romantic comedies and, being the good friend she is, suggested that Bale try starring in one himself. He could indeed benefit from the sweet hands of dear friend, Drew. Look what she did for Adam Sandler and Justin Long! Bale and Barrymore are reportedly looking for the right script - if they hit on something, you might see a cuddly Christian in a theater near you...