LaLohan Blows It At Passions

As you may remember, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Wrong Song were supposed to host a Valentine's Day show in South Florida at Passions Nightclub. Both infamously bailed at the last minute and were forced to reschedule. Well, the redo was Saturday night and it was, naturally, a disaster. It was in Lind's contract to walk the red carpet, which she bailed on, to much hoopla. She entered through the back of the club while trying to hide her face, surrounded by security guards, causing as much attention as if she'd just walked the damn carpet! The club owners were furious, as expected, especially when Lindsay continued to refuse to do her job and instead sat in the corner doing what she does best these days: drinking, smoking and texting. For a supposedly sober star, she sure did look happy with that straight vodka water she was swilling. Sugar Pop, when are you going to get better?