Let's Pick Jennifer's Bond Name

Jennifer Aniston recently revealed to Elle Magazine that, despite her age (40), she'd like to play the infamous role of a Bond Girl. While I'm on the side of the fence that likes Jen, I really don't see this as a good match. She can do what she can do, which is look cute. Romantic comedies are the perfect genre for her, but I definitely don't see her going head-to-head with Daniel Craig. He's made the formerly superfluous role of James Bond meatier and needs an actress that can contend with the movie's more serious tone. Jen? That's not you, sweetie. Meanwhile, she comments again on the thing she technically "refuses" to comment on - the divorce. She says, "There are no sides! There is no good guy and there is no bad guy." In other words, Angelina sent a cease and desist message via her evil eyeballs. There's no voodoo strong enough for that magic! Have a suggestion for Jen's Bond name? Leave it in the comment section - we could all use a good laugh!