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nicky-hilton.jpgMy weekend was a wreck. How about yours? Presumably better than the one Michael Broadhurst had - the man Nicky Hilton arrested at IHOP. Don't rub your eyes too hard, you read correctly! I know this story is confusing because includes suspension of belief in two parts: a) Nicky Hilton eats and b) Nicky eats at IHOP. She was indeed there last week when a 50 year old homeless man pushed her, causing an altercation. Hilton did not back down and quickly took action. She even uttered the words, "I'm putting you under citizen's arrest!" A policeman happened to be nearby, taking his coffee break (oh, the irony) and stepped in to help immediately sort out the fracas. The man was arrested on charges of battery (in this case, unwarranted touching) and will be seen in court next month. Nicky then settled into a booth for a big-ass pile o' pancakes. 

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