Nicole Richie And Joel Madden Attend The Bristol Palin School Of "Family Planning"

joel-madden-pregnant-nicole-richie.jpgWith baby #2 on the way for reformed socialite Nicole Richie and "rocker" Joel Madden, one might wonder what their plans are for their growing family. Guess what? They don't have any! Madden revealed, in a quote that positively makes me cringe, "We let love plan our babies." Wow, I really didn't need to know that - but now that I do, I'm gonna share it with you! Joel says that their first child, Harlow, was an "accident" - albeit a happy one. Madden goes on to explain that they "don't know how many children they'll have." I have big news for Nicole and Joel: there are devices called "condoms" and a great thing called "the birth control pill" - both help prevent pregnancy and, when you "choose" to stop using either form of "protection", can help you "plan" for a baby! Welcome to the twenty-first century. Join us here, it's really nice. 

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