No Surprises Here!

As I (and every other gossip blog) recently reported, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have broken up again. It was assumed that John broke up with Jen, after getting a free ride to the Oscars. Now Jen and her camp are letting everyone know it was actually Aniston who did the "dumping." I guess the distinction is very important but either way, Mayer remains a douche. You can't change your stripes! I was just, inexplicably, lamenting to my boyfriend that I wished John had been Jen's transitional guy and Vince Vaughn turned out to be her true love. I know! Say what you will about Vince, but he really did seem honestly crazy about Jen. She deserves that, in my book!