Oh, Yeah! Right There...

The Demi Moore/Patrick Swayze "classic", Ghost, is getting the royal treatment - the nineteen year-old film is being adapted into a London musical! I'm sure the infamous clay scene will play an even more prominent role than the actors, if Eurythmics Dave Stewart has any say in the matter. Stewart, who's been tapped to provide music for the stage production, also designs vibrators. Who knew - and, frankly, who would want to know? Dave, with the help of a sex toy company, has created a diamond encrusted vibrator called "Little Steel Tonight" which is being touted as "the ultimate backstage pass." I wonder what my new friend Demi Moore will think about this situation? I don't want to brag or anything, but I became her pal on Facebook yesterday. It said "become a fan of" but I know it's more personal than what "fan" implies. Also, I'm not a fan so it can only mean we're friends - that kind of friends that judge each other harshly on the Internet. I'm so totes going to that Oscar party next year!