Sperm To Spare?

Genius prodigy, Suri Cruise, is reportedly asking her superstar parents for a sibling. Not only can she talk, she can vocalize her desires for a clone baby sister or brother. How precious! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have dodged rumors of another pregnancy, but do admit they don't want Suri to suffer from "only child syndrome" - despite having older half-siblings from Tom's previous marriage to Nicole Kidman. Yeah, fuck those adopted kids! They're not tiny and cute anymore. Not sure if the newborn will be created via Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard's frozen sperm or if Katie and ex-boyfriend Chris Klein will be allowed a conjugal visit (both are rumored to be possible candidates as Suri's 'real' dad) - we only know that the child will surely be as adorable as the little princess.