Teen Couple Can't Make It Work

BristolandLevi.jpgBristol Palin and Levi Johnston have called off their engagement. No frickin' way! I can't believe these two soul mates couldn't make it work. Let me do a little translating... Sarah Palin was going to force them to wed in order to make her family look better in the eyes of the public. Believe me Sarah, it was gonna take a lot more than strong-arming your daughter to the alter after she conceived a baby while sucking down Jägermeister  bombs to make your family look good. Luckily for the two teens, and the rest of the world, Palin lost her bid to rule the Universe. Now Bristol and Levi can (semi) quietly break-up and get on with their lives. No wonder Levi didn't vote!

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