The Beckhams Buy Italy

david_beckham_armani_underwear.jpgDavid Beckham hasn't been happy playing soccer in the U.S. and now wishes to join Italy's AC Milan on a full-time basis. How on earth he ever convinced Posh to abdicate her stateside fashion throne is a mystery, though one look at the bulge he sports in those underwear ads and I think I have a pretty good idea... David is so desperate to remain in Italy that he's willing to throw down a huge chunk of his own money to buy himself out of his L.A. Galaxy contract. All parties are currently in negotiations. Meanwhile, TomKat are demanding their monetary return from the huge bash they threw to welcome the Beckhams to the states. The money spent for the lavish gala is now considered a poor investment ever since Posh's cold-shoulder to Katie combined with the public undoing of the former besties. Posh has shit to do, Katie. She doesn't have time to talk you through your greasy-haired detox! 

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