The Tommy Lee Special

Semen facials are all the rage in Colombia and now the treatment might be getting it's own cream - for real. It's a centuries old debate as to the healing properties of the liquid - some say it's a nutrient for the skin that both moisturizes and tightens the epidermis. Even Cleopatra was rumored to use the life-juice as a natural and easy way to stay looking young. Others say it's simply a way for men to ejaculate into jars with the thrill of knowing the end use. The press release I read seemed a little suspect - as does any writing with multiple exclamation points!!!! One is fine, thank you! Either way, I think we know how Pamela Anderson stays so fresh. Oh, wait...