Tila The Genius Strikes Again

Word has gotten out that Tila Tequila made a play for Joel Madden at an Oscar soiree last month. Wait, Tila was at a post Academy Awards bash? Maybe she's getting herself confused with Natalie Portman, again. I guess her moves were pretty bold because after a second shark-like circle around the Madden/Richie table, Nicole got in her face. Though pregnant with her second child, Nicole had no problem yelling at Tila and even got squared up for a brawl. Tequila left soon after - mainly to save herself any embarrassment. I understand Nicole is preggers. Perhaps it was instinct that caused her to act, in order to protect her family, but shouldn't Joel be able to shut down a reality skank all on his own? If he didn't make an effort to do so, perhaps the problem lies deeper than a one night "Shot at Love." Does Richie need a copy of "He's Just Not That Into You"?