Zac's Condom Haul

Zac-Efron-smirk.jpgZac Efron recently revealed information that no one really needed to know - his mother "stuffed" his Christmas stocking with condoms, the economy box no less. Extra large, I presume? Public opinion on his mother and her actions range from "responsible" to "creepy." My take? She's protecting her investment! She's surely met Zac's girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens - the less talented, racy, desperate to marry "actress." That's the kind of girl that would "accidentally" get pregnant, but due to her "strict" beliefs can't have a child out of wedlock and abortion wouldn't be an option. And oops, suddenly Momma's edged off the money train. Solution? Wrap it up, son!

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